Composed by Vice Staff
It’s September, which is terrifying. Where does the time go? Just yesterday, we were walking the halls of high school, carefree and eating Otis Spunkmeyer cookies for lunch, and now we’re (kinda) functional adults with hangovers and full-time professional jobs at VICE. MediaGroup. The clock must slow down. But there’s an upside: with each passing day, new things are launched, and we’re savages for new drops.
Last week, we found PSL in a can (incredible), a Moncler x Clarks collab in the form of furry orange desert boots, Supergoop! ice cream for a taste of the sun and Carhartt WIP duds to help us stay both stylish and toasty in the fall. This week we’ve found bling to get you fucked, a Logitech gaming mouse to beat your enemies online, and a retro-modern kettle from Caraway to turn tea time into a flex. Prepare your brown paper bag, because these drops make us hyperventilate.
The contribution of caraway at tea time
Pinkies up—time to sip. We made our finger sandwiches because Caraway just dropped a whistling tea kettle which also looks great object. Besides serving as a wonderful centerpiece on the stovetop, it’s made with non-toxic materials, stainless steel, and is designed for a quick boil. It has a two-quart capacity, so you can simultaneously brew enough water for yourself, your roommate, and their always-hanging SO. For a little extra detail therapy, get Caraway’s dope cookware, like the frying pan, assorted.
$195 at Caraway
Fun Factory family jewels
More often than not, we appreciate a little something special when we get dirty. It’s hard not to when faced with the flawless range of sex toys and dildos from Fun Factory’s Family Jewels collection. Two of its shiniest gems are the Jewels Volta and the Jewels Manta, and both toys have near-perfect ratings from happy and excited buyers. The Volta is a six-speed clitoris vibrator that also pleases the penis and pinches with fluttering bass vibrations, while the Manta is a penis masturbator that wraps around your member making it feel like you have a deep throat at six. different speeds. The Manta is also one of our favorite beginner toys for men and one of the best luxury sex toys on the market.
$139.99 at fun factory
$139.99 at fun factory
Arm candy to get you fucked
The new Nixon x Rolling Stones collaboration is sexy, To say the least. The 51-30 has a rich, aging rock energy, and we love it. With its water resistance and stainless steel construction, it’s a great collector’s item with way more swagger than a 1-inch button on your denim jacket. Stick out your tongue and swing on Zaddy. (The legacy watch brand has collaborated with the Grateful Dead before, if dancing bears are more your thing.)
$550 at Nixon
A sleek new gaming mouse
Playing on your computer can be tedious if you don’t have the proper setup. Logitech is here to decorate our gaming cave with this new G502 X Plus gaming mouse. It has a built-in LED light for playing in the ~dark~ and automatically shuts off when idle to save power. Be prepared to play fast, as this bad boy has optical-mechanical switches to achieve high levels of speed during gameplay.
$159.99 at Logitech
Vans x Secretly Canadian Sk8-His
Indiana-based record label Secretly Canadian, home to Alex Cameron, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, serpentwithfeet and other artists we love, has teamed up with Vans for a limited-edition Sk8-Hi shoe featuring lyrics by the late Jason Molina of Songs: Ohia’s “Farewell Transmission.” Net proceeds from the shoe, which was created to raise awareness about homelessness in Indiana, will be donated to Secretly Canadian’s $250,000 fundraising goal for New Hope For Families, an organization in nonprofit that helps provide emergency shelter for homeless families (and people of all genders) in Bloomington, Indiana and greater Monroe County. A good cause and a wonderful sneaker.
Vans x Secretly Canadian
$95 at Store secretly
Meeting next week.
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